Where are you? And why aren’t you sleeping next to me?
KIXKIN IT WITH THE HOMIESS!!!!!!!!
Best thing ive heard in a while
I literally only know two female shredders personally, so every time I hear a girl talk about riding in either of the two generic scenarios; the conversation where “I used to ride” comes up it’s the most popular and hardest to even want to believe. Then there’s the endless bullshit a girl says to try and sound cool in a crowd, to fit into a place one doesn’t belong....
So I was gettin my workout on at the gym right. And I look over by the treamills just to look around, and it must have been a sign sent from god, because there were too beautiful girls there with a space for me. So I go over and I get on the treadmill in between them. Well I ran to fast for that peice of shit, and I ate shit and flew off the damn thing. Now my knee hurts like a bitch, and there...